Buddha’s Diary Day 1

1/9/17

Dear Diary,                                                                                                                         Today I was happily sitting in my den when mum picked me up and took me downstairs, we were then greeted by four very excited looking people. 1 hour later I was in this big bumpy machine with the four people around me, one in front of me 2 beside me and I was sitting on the other, suddenly the bumps came to a stop and so did the fast moving landscape that I could see through the glass panes that surrounded me in the machine. I was then carried into a massive playground by the person I was sitting on. I climbed on the massive playground for awhile until I felt like peeing, so I then just did my business and I heard a loud “Buddha!” Who is Buddha? I asked myself. Another hour later. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ